I have been pondering the politics of dogs, and, to be honest, I am a bit confused. On the one hand they advocate a position of communal living and they are very liberal with regard to sexuality. On the other hand, however, they support hierarchy and are fiercely territorial. I have tried discussing this apparent left-right contradiction with my dog, Rags, but he just turns his head to one side, quizzically, and then licks his nuts. I remain deeply troubled by such philososphical inconsistancy (ie with regard to their politics, not Rags licking his nuts!) and will persist in questioning our canine friends about this matter whenever the opportunity presents itself...
I like the chain sniff. And if we could lick our nuts - "playing the cello" in better society - maybe we would not worry about phiolsophical incsistencies. Like the pros and cons to licking our nuts as opposed to licking our anus. Which way do you go on that one ?
Rags licks his nuts. Our President IS nuts.
I likes me big words I does - it's just me (not an attribute I share with many of my fellow citizens). With regard to your question: I like to lick my own nuts every once in a while - who doesn't!
Even more disconcerting for them - lick their nuts and see how their discourse falls apart eh
Both!
I don't know what message they're sending out, only that they're not unduly troubled by their contradictions...
That may well be the case my croaking friend
Perhaps licking your nuts is the answer to all political paradox?
I mean, just think what the world would be like of George Bush had just licked his nuts instead of invading Iraq?
I have every reason to believe that our former Primeminister, Tony Blair, licked Bush's nuts for him, and it didn't seem to have much of a moderating influence... alas
Nuts nuts good for the heart the more ya lick 'em the more ya fart.